T-Rex having ME for lunch!

Earlier this week, my mother and I decided to meet up with Uncle Eric for some lunch. He's still in town filling in at another restaurant in his company until this weekend. So we wanted to see him at least one more time before he went back to the Mountainous terrain of Colorado. (He can't stay at our house because he's too allergic to my pets Mom and Dad...... I mean Turk and Ophelia).

So we met up and ate at Yardhouse; I enjoyed my puffs and some jar baby food while the two redheads ate their meal. After we were all stuffed to the brim, we decided to walk around the outdoor shopping center, which was quite empty for a Wednesday noon hour. Soon we learned why no one was lurking around...

A T-Rex was loose!!! He was on the prowl and he had ME in his sight!!! Eric was trying to pose with me for a photo, but that T-Rex was sneaking around the corner!!! I was trying to warn Uncle Eric to no avail....

That darned monster kept creeping closer and closer! And Uncle Eric seemed like he didn't even notice it coming! I was so nervous, that I think I poo'd a little...

"Hey, Sis, I think she just poo'd," Eric said as he wrinkled his nose.

I was hoping my stench would drive the T-Rex away, but instead I think it became more interested in me! So it tip toed ever CLOSER! And yet, Mom and Uncle Eric were not concerned in the least! PEOPLE!!! A GIANT DINOSAUR IS CLOSING IN US FAST!!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

So what happens next? The worst thing EVER. Uncle Eric decides to hold me up in the air!!! WHAT AM I? BAIT?!?!

HUH? This thing is fake?!?!?!? Oh dear goodness. Why didn't anyone tell me that? At least I look cute in my matching sweater and hat...