I remembered that I went from house to house collecting candy not that long ago - so even though I have ate squilch of that candy I knew it was in the house...somewhere! So one day while Dad was at work, and Mom was busy I worked my double-oh seven skills and found my fuzzy purple bag on the bar. So I climbed up on the barstool, then leaned over and grabbed the first thing I could feel. I looked it over and it read "Hershey's" so even though I have never had one before, I saw how Dad savored everything he ate from the bag. So I started munching on the package...
Eventually, it broke open and I broke into song and dance, "Heaven, I'm in heaven!" Chocolate is good!!!!!!! And apparently, I made too much noise in my bliss, as Mom came to see what I was up to. So I started eating the rest as quick as I could before she took it away!!!
And what to my wondering eyes would appear, but Mom holding her camera! Instead of scolding me and removing the chocolate from my messy little fingers, she was laughing and taking pictures!!
Whoot whoot! When does Halloween come around again??? I want more chocolate! Just like Jerry Sienfield's famous Halloween sketch, "Must get candy!!!"
Eventually, it broke open and I broke into song and dance, "Heaven, I'm in heaven!" Chocolate is good!!!!!!! And apparently, I made too much noise in my bliss, as Mom came to see what I was up to. So I started eating the rest as quick as I could before she took it away!!!
Whoot whoot! When does Halloween come around again??? I want more chocolate! Just like Jerry Sienfield's famous Halloween sketch, "Must get candy!!!"
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Good job on the detective skills, Daphne! Next up...fingernail polish. Mom's have a harder time laughing that one off, though, so consider yourself forewarned.
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